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Post by talk2santosh on Aug 17, 2004 2:49:19 GMT -5
The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Resultis always FAIL!
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do ukeep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer:”So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom!”
Delivered:
Sardarsent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phoneand he
started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
ThreeFeelings:
What’s the difference betweenstress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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