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Post by talk2santosh on Jan 13, 2004 22:48:41 GMT -5
> DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY: > > > > Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists > > never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. > > > > This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based > on > > the > > following three postulates: > > > > Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) > > > > Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) > > > > Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time > > > > It therefore follows: > > Knowledge = Work / Time > > > > and since Time = Money, > > > > we have: > > Knowledge =Work / Money. > > > > Solving for Money, we get: > > > > > > Money = Work/Knowledge > > > > Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, > > regardless of > > the amount of Work done. > > > > Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make & vice-versa > > > > Conclusion 2: This is the reason why Functional consultants are > paid more than Technical consultants. > >
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